Corny One Liner Thread

[Oggiman]

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun.
The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

 

[Dar1437]

Anfield set for a new development

 

[miggy]

 

[miggy]

 

[HibbyDave]

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I would.

 

[Dar1437]

 

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For those that dont fully understand, this is how an Eclipse works...

 

[Avid]

 

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[miggy]

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Is that @HibbyDave messing about again. Those bollox look familiar if you ask me.

 

[Avid]

Is that @HibbyDave messing about again. Those bollox look familiar if you ask me.

What’s more concerning that you know what @HibbyDave bolloxs look like lol

 

[miggy]

What’s more concerning that you know what @HibbyDave bolloxs look like lol

I recognise that centre parting.

 

[Avid]

I recognise that centre parting.

I guess the little details really do matter in some cases.
It brings a new meaning to the saying “don’t neglect the baws”

 

[sandra]

This was in the gent's at a place my friend was playing guitar in

 

[miggy]

This was in the gent's at a place my friend was playing guitar in

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I am more concerned about a Sandra in the Gents toilets. Hmmm please tell us more.

 

[miggy]

Can the owner of this card please come and collect it. I am not keeping it much longer.

 

[miggy]

 

[Nowuckinfurries]