… wanted to get the best birthday gift for their elderly mother.
The first brother said, I'm going to buy mom a big house.
The second brother said, I'm going to buy mom an expensive sports car.
The third brother said, you guys have got no imagination. I spent the last year paying a small fortune to have a parrot trained in memorizing Bible verses because mom loves the Bible.
Mom's birthday comes and goes. The three brothers all get the same email from their mom.
To my first son, The big house is nice, but I can hardly get up the stairs, and I have to keep the whole place clean myself.
To my second son, the car is nice, but my eyes are so bad that I can't drive anymore, so it just sits in the driveway.
To my third son, you've given me the best gift of all. It was just what I wanted. Thank you, son. That chicken was delicious.
The first brother said, I'm going to buy mom a big house.
The second brother said, I'm going to buy mom an expensive sports car.
The third brother said, you guys have got no imagination. I spent the last year paying a small fortune to have a parrot trained in memorizing Bible verses because mom loves the Bible.
Mom's birthday comes and goes. The three brothers all get the same email from their mom.
To my first son, The big house is nice, but I can hardly get up the stairs, and I have to keep the whole place clean myself.
To my second son, the car is nice, but my eyes are so bad that I can't drive anymore, so it just sits in the driveway.
To my third son, you've given me the best gift of all. It was just what I wanted. Thank you, son. That chicken was delicious.